Resisting Snark

While updating my applicant profile at the usajobs.gov website, I noticed they’ve added a field:

Obviously this is to provide potential employers with a better sense of who I am and what I’m looking to do, but it takes everything I am not to fill it in with one of the following:

  • Queen of Everything Alot
  • Secretary of State
  • World Domination
  • actually using my Diplomacy and International Commerce Master’s degree to do some good.
  • wearing flip flops everyday.
  • Iron Chef
  • public diplomacy position 
  • international trade officer within an intergovernmental agency 
  • creating the perfect spicy mustard 
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