Please excuse the pun in the title, but the Columbus Crew scoreboard caught fire. We can all agree that Ohio’s professional teams are cursed, right? I mean, where does this even fall on a scale of one to LeBron?
As a Sporting KC fan, I’m allowed to be amused because no one was injured. I’m also amused because they have an advertisement for a shaving cream that leaves legs incredibly dry after use. Seriously, just use baby oil or conditioner.